talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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