omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm way too hungover for life right now
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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