Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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