am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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