I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
