He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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