That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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