I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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