just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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