I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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