there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
If its not for food we ain't going out.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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