That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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