My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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