billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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