Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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