Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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