i can't believe i had my finger in that
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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