Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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