Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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