that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
