Yo dont text me then not text me
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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