he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
