i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just want to make out with him forever
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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