Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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