Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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