he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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