apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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