North Korea, Best Korea!
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I AM VODKA MAN
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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