would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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