Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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