If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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