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(513): View more from Ohio

I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds

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(937): View more from Ohio

My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.

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(989): View more from Michigan

I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.

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(562): View more from California

The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons

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(936): View more from Texas

You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific

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(317): View more from Indiana

My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick

(1-317): View more from Indiana

That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!

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