Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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