Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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