Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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