sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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