Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Text me some of your sweat
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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