Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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