my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
