I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The adults are the big ones right?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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