hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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