Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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