So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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