and you said cock pushups were impossible
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
smell my finger.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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