I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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