i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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