apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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