you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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