The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
it's like iHOP with fire
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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