He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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