so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
worst night to have a conscience
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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