if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
