I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I could fuck to npr.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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