i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Randomize
